Total Medals Earned: 270 (From 32 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,305 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/50 points)
Beat the first boss.
Beat the second boss.
Beat Classic mode.
Beat the game.
Beat the game with at least $100B left.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/445 points)
Complete the entire first ring of levels.
Complete the entire first and second ring of levels.
Rate 5 or more user levels.
Complete the first level under par in all three categories.
Rate 50 or more user levels.
Complete 5 or more levels under par in all three categories.
Complete all three rings of levels.
Complete 15 or more levels under par in all three categories.
Complete all levels under par in all three categories.
Rate 100 or more user levels.
Medals Earned: 7/10 (155/215 points)
Get 5,000 music sense
Make 5,000 dollars
Acquire 300 nostalgia points
Reach 6,000 hipness
Reach 150 intelligence
Obtain 300 irony
You finally made it into space!
Become the best hipster you can be!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/190 points)
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Step on the trap
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Pet the teddy
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 1/2 (50/150 points)
Survive 40 rounds.
Do it without turrets.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/115 points)
Defeat Agness
Kill Something with a Grenade
Let the Creators Live!
Defeat Claudette
Unlock Complete Arsenal
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/55 points)
finish a flash project
who's there?
you know how it goes
literally
had one too many
get a grip man
finish a project in less than 27 commands
go two levels deep